You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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