while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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