I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize