Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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