Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Me too!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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