You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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