I'm really into asian looking animals
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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