I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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