I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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