so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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