yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The chlamydia really affected his face.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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