You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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