How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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