I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
