you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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