didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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