what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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