Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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