Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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