He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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