# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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