her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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