He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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