just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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