I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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