thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
as a side note pls kill me
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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