idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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