Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i would punch a child for taco bell
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
The air was thick with penises
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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