you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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