Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
