just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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