Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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