i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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