what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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