She said her name was "party"
zippers are such a cool invention
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
