but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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