Nicole vs. Life
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
