Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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