My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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