I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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