Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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