i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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