Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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