I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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