Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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