The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Someone signed my nipple.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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