Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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