so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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