grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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