Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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