I think I just saw someone hide a body.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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