Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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