do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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