ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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