2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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