Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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