he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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